Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 595 Points
Medals Earned: 14/100 (140/2,000 points)
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
01 - Throw kid body
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/35 (30/405 points)
At last 26/30 right answers
You reach Nirvana by winning the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/50 (20/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
Look at the credits
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 5/24 (50/400 points)
Start playing.
Survive 0:30.
Survive 1:00.
Play on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Survive 1:30.
Survive 2:00.
Survive 1:00 without standing or jumping.
Die on the first hit...
Touch both sides of the screen in a single jump!
Amass 1000Rt all at once!
Jump off the table after hearing The Lick.
Yes The New Original Ant Player 'Petet' So Fun
Play as Plufmot on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Roll the gacha!
Roll the gacha 10 times!!
Roll the gacha 20 times!!!
Roll the gacha 30 times!!!!!
Complete the gacha collection!!!!!!!!!!!
Roll the sink gacha...
Roll 25 sinks...
Roll 50 sinks......
Roll 75 sinks.........
Roll 100 sinks............
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!